Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
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I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
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She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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