Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Randomize
