Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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