take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
and she was petting her beer can
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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