We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
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I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
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Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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