My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
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dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
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Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
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