whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
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Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
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Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize