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i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
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I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Just invented taco cereal.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
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We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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