Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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