i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
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She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
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Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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