If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
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You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
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Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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