I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I feel like death gave me a hand job
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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