so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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