So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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