just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
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Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
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I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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