I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Drunk is not a location!
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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