Me. At least after what I've been through.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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