she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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