this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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