dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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