I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
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it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
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YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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