windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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