if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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