How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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