this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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