I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Randomize
