listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
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Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
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You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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