Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
where are you?
Hypothermia
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I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
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the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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