I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
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It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
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Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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