Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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