This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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