these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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