What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
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Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
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I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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