just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
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we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
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Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.