adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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