If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
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Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
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At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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