Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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