I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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