Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
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I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize