belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
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