...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
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Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
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7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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