quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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