I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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