its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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