She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
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Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
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Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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