It's just like the Real World with babies
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
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He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
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Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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