Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
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the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
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I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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