Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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