This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
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I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
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So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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