Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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